So, I wasn't surprised to receive a kid-friendly Halloween joke from a family member.
The joke took the form of a question and my response, while good (IMHO), wasn't the actual punch line.
So rather than waste my punch line, I came up with a joke to go with it.
Before I knew it, I had a handful of bad Halloween and Autumn jokes.
And here they are, in all their gory. 8^)
Q: What is a demon's favorite dish?
A: Fillet of soul.
Q: What do zombies on a diet eat?
A: Vegetarians.
A: What is a scarecrow's favorite candy?
Q: Candy corn (of course!)
Q: What is a werewolf's favorite dessert?
A: Moon pie!
Q: What is a vampire's favorite game?
A: Follow the bleeder.
Q: Why do mummies go to psychiatrists?
A: Because they're wound too tight.
Q: What do little monsters eat on Halloween?
A: Ghoul-bers
Alternate answers:
- Boo berries and banana slugs
- Spider-doodles
- Bat nuggets
- Tombstone flavored taffy
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