5 Things You Never Want to Hear

Five things you never want to hear your proctologist or gynecologist say:

1. I just got over the worst case of poison ivy...
   
2. Do you know how much the human skin can stretch?
   
3. Now where'd I put that camera?
   
4. Oops, I lost my watch.
   
5. Hey, look what I found!

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