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// Monday, March 30, 2009

5 Things You Never Want to Hear

Five things you never want to hear your proctologist or gynecologist say:
  1. I just got over the worst case of poison ivy...
  2. Do you know how much the human skin can stretch?
  3. Now where'd I put that camera?
  4. Oops, I lost my watch.
  5. Hey, look what I found!
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