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// Monday, February 29, 2016

Snippet from an Imaginary Conversation

<Interviewer> How do you pronounce your last name?

<Me> The same way that my parents do.

<I> I mean, is there something about pronouncing your last name that we should know about?

<M> Yes. The Q is silent. So is the W.

<I> Your last name doesn't contain a Q. Or a W.

<M> Exactly.

<I> Exactly? Exactly what? That doesn't make any sense.

<M> Sure it does. On Nonsense Day.

<I> That's not a real thing. There's no such thing as "nonsense day."

<M> That's just utter nonsense.

<I> Yes. Exactly. Nonsense. This entire conversation has been nonsense. It's all nonsense!

<M> Well, then, welcome to Nonsense Day!

<I> Arrrgh!!!

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