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// Saturday, October 26, 2019

Said the...

   In Ghosting 101, a first-year ghost asked the ancient professor, "What do you do on Halloween?"

   The professor replied, "I visit my old haunts."

   The class let out a collective, "Boo!!!"

   "Yes, I do that, too, but with a lot more shriek to it," said the crafty instructor, and gave the students a wicked, toothy grin.

   Next door, in Scary Music 101, a skeleton played a rimshot on some turtle shells, using werewolf femurs from the Bone Department.

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